Usagi sat at her computer, typing furiously: i'm telling you, sailor vi isn't real! yes she is! sailor vi rules! havn't you read her manga, she is so cool, she has to be real! * dwarfguy shakes his head and hands moongirl some good DC comics All of her friends thought her fascination with the courageous Sailor vi was silly. She couldn't possibly be real. Her thoughts interrupted by a scratching sound at her window, she looked up, and exclaimed aloud, "Hey! You're that funny yellow rat I saved earlier today!" Usagi pulled the window open to bring the poor little rat in, it must be freezing cold outside. Setting the poor little rat on her desk, Usagi turned back to her IRC session before she missed too much. "Usagi!" Whipping her head towards her door, Usagi's pony-tails flew across her desk at nearly supersonic speeds. When she didn't see her mother at the door telling her to stop spending time on that damn computer, she returned her focus to the computer. mooooongiirrrrrrrlllllllll? where are you? sorry bwee, i thought i heard my mom calling for me. you guys heard about the hardware sale over at the osa-p, right? 50% off on SDRAM! like you need anymore ram, utensil. yeah well, but you never know! "I was calling you Usagi, now pick me up off the floor!" This time, Usagi nearly jumped out of her chair. The yellow rat had talked! "Ha-ha-how can you talk?" "I am a magical yellow rat, my name is PICO-chu. And you are the slightly pale, homely looking Sailor for love, justice and UNIX, Sailor IRC!" "Yeah right. Next thing you'll be telling me is that I'll finally get a chance to kick that peer guy's ass." "You mean you have heard of the Peer Kingdom? They must be spreading even faster than I thought!" "Come on Sailor IRC, the evil Peer Kingdom has already sent one of its evil Clonebots to attack Tokyo! You must transform and protect the innocents and their computers." "Alright, alright, how do I do it?" PICO-chu promptly began to crackle with static electricty before he performed a quick backflip, at the height of the arc, a small brooch was produced. "Here, take this brooch, and say, `IRC prism power, Make Up!'." "Hmm. Okay." "IRC Prism Power, MAKE UP!" At that, Usagi began to spin about the room as cheaply rendered 3D graphics and objects flew about like a screensaver gone bad. In the end, Sailor IRC stood clad in her fuku with white bodysuit, blue skirt, red shoes, and 30 pin SIMMs dangling from her ear lobes. "Now quickly Sailor IRC, go, stop the evil Queen Lag's clone bots!" * MoonGirl is away - saving the world from evil - messages will be logged.