"Akane.. I have something I need to tell you.." Ranma was visibly
nervous. He was fiddling with his wedding ring violently.

	You couldn't blame him, though. It was his wedding night, and he was
about to tell Akane his biggest secret yet.

	"What is it, Ranma?"

	"Well, you know, when I was a small child, my old man trained me
in the Neko-ken.."

	Akane nodded for Ranma to go on.

	"See, _before_ he trained me in the Neko-ken, he tried to teach
me another similar technique."

	"HE WHAT?!@#$?"

	Ranma sighed and took the mallet out of Akane's hand. Another second
and she would've been up and out for his father's blood.

	"Its okay.. this one isn't really quite as bad."

	Akane fidgeted, "What is it, then?"

	"I'll just show 'ya," drawled Ranma.

	With that, he pulled out a small box he had stashed under the bed
earlier and set it on the bed. His hands were already shaking nervously.

	"Umm, Ahh-ka-ka-neh, you you'll huh have too ta take the kuh cover
offa it."

	Akane cringed as she thought of what kind of horrible beast must
be lurking within. Quickly, though, she whipped off the cover.

	There was a fish bowl, with some small fish in it. God no.. Genma
must've tried to use piranas to train Ranma!

	While Akane was still in shock, Ranma plunged his head into the
fish bowl. "Ranma! No! Don't do it!"  After a moment, Akane was finally
able to wrench Ranma's now female body from the bowl of water.

	When she looked at Ranma's eyes, they had a dull vacant look to
them. Then her mouth opened and worked a little bit, forming an O with
her lips.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

	"...and that is how it happened," stated a tired, but male and
sane Ranma.

	"Who would've expected the true horror that awaited you?"

	Ranma just nodded sadly.

	"What did you say the name of the technique was, again?"

	"The Guppy-Ken."